RIGHT ON, TRITON

after finishing a plate of hare krishna at the food co-op

when I first heard that 95 percent of students get an A with Magagna

how I felt eating my first meal at Phil’s BBQ

when people post online about how great their grades are

every time I tell myself that “next quarter will be different”

closing all the tabs and documents on my computer after a final

how I wish my professor would have taught organic chem

walking into my TA’s office hours right before the exam

when a friend asks how much I still need to study after staying in this weekend

the Jimmy Neutron movie accurately predicted the college lifestyle